It's that time of year...Speed Week at Daytona. Why am I so excited? Simple I'm suffering from football withdrawl. I'm also excited because my driver...Dale Jr. got himself a sweet new ride, new colors, and a new owner. Oh yeah, he also got himself a win the first time out with his new car. It oughta be a fun '08 season. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)
When I get bored, things like this usually happen. It's a Saturday, I slept in and missed getting an early start with my camera and now I have to go and buy blue jeans for work. Yippie flipping skippy! Have a great Saturday everyone.
For my latest Wordless Wednesday entry, I posted a photo of living historian James Getty portraying Abraham Lincoln. Being a photographer/artist I have times when I'm not happy with my work. In this case, I had to shoot through a crowd, that and the photo just didn't look old. I wanted old, something along the lines of my Great-great Uncle Henry way back in 1910 or 1911. This the original photo of Mr. Getty, taken in 2003 in the chapel of Gettysburg College. Notice the young Mr. Lincoln on the right. To create the image I wanted, I cropped the photo down using Photoshop. Next, using the cloning tool, I took out the folded program the elderly man on the left was holding. Next I took the color out of the photo then started playing around with the tone. I added a little yellow, a little red, and another dash of yellow. But after an hour, I still couldn't find the look I wanted. That's when I reached for the phone and called number 1 son, a.k.a., Skippy. Say hello, to Skippy. Aside from being my oldest, he's a graphic artist. So, I says 'help' and he says 'e-mail me the original image. Two days later, Skippy sends me the finished product. At first I thought he went a little overboard with the yellow. But, over time, the image has grown on me. I think he did a fantastic job. Now, if he only lived close, he could give me lessons in Photoshop. Thank you son, er uh, Skippy. By the way, folks, did I mention he's single and has his own place? I didn't? Well he is. Want his phone number? Give me a shout. Serious inquiries only.
P.S. Check back next Wednesday. I'll be doing something special for Wordless Wednesday. Until then...see you in the funny papers.
I had no real intention of watching the Super Bowl last night. Hey, the Packers got beat in the NFC Championship game, and my Steelers went down in the first round of the playoffs. Besides why would I want to watch Bellichek and Brady tie Chuck Noll and Terry Bradshaw with four Super Bowl wins.
My theory was that the Giants would play the Patriots close for two and half to three quarters before the Pats would eventually wear them down. That's what they did to Philly, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and the Giants in the season finale. So why waste my time, right? Then Goody Two Shoes says lets watch the commercials, they're always funny. Well, the only way to do that is to watch the game. So, we watched. Let me tell you, the game was more interesting than the commercials...well, most of them anyway.
David Tyree's acrobatic catch was the third best I've ever seen...behind Swann's falling down catch against Dallas in Super Bowl X, and John Stallworth's over the shoulder catch against the Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)Getty Images
To say I was surprised that the halftime score was 7-3 in favor of the Pats is an understatement. I never thought it would be that low. To say that I was stunned that the Giants could score a pair of 'come from behind' touchdowns in the fourth quarter and win the biggest game of all is a momumental understatement. I was glad to see Coach Coughlin, and Michael Strahan, Jeff Feagles, and the rest of the G-men get their first Lombardi trophy, and their first ring. They played harder and they deserved it. Plain and simple.
Hey, Mikey! He likes it...whoops, wait, that was a cereal commercial. (AP Photo/David Duprey)
There was a point where I kind of started to feel sorry for the Patriots. Hey, someone has to lose, right. But any notion of feeling sorry vanished when Bellichek trotted off the field with 1 second remaining. I thought it was the most classless thing I ever saw. He knows the rules...the game isn't over until ALL time has expired. All season long his team subjected opponents to one beat down after another and forced them to watch the entire 60 minutes. The list is seemingly endless: the Jets 38-14, Chargers 38-14, Dolphins 49-28, Redskins 52-7, Bills 56-10, and my Steelers 34-13. Now when the shoe is squarely on the other foot, Bellichek can't find the nerve to hang around for the bitter end. Ohhhhh pa-leeeeese! Come on Billy, your team got beat, stop acting like a pansy and take it like a man. (Photo credit should read TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images)AFP/Getty Images
Here endith the sermon.
And now a few observations by some guys who've been there and done that. Guys with a little more class than Coach Billy.
'They came to see an offense and the wrong one showed up.' Randy Cross (referring to Dan Marino and the Miami offense in Super Bowl XIX)
'Don't ever let anybody tell you that just getting to the Super Bowl is a wonderful thing. Getting there and winning is a great thing. Getting there and losing is as bad as never being there. It's worse.' Joe Theisman
'If God were to come down right now. Terry what can I do for you? Send me in, put me back in one Super Bowl. And put me at the 1-foot line, and give me two minutes to play, and give me all three of my time outs, and give me my boys. And let me hear my name over the loud speakers, and let me hear the roar of the crowd...Bradshaw, Bradshaw, and let me hear them booing on one side. Let me get in and call plays, and let me see their eyes grow as I call these plays, and let me talk to them. Let me feel the hair on my back crawl up. I mean, that's what the Super Bowl does to you. I mean, its.... I mean it's doing it right now to me. I mean, I could go out there right now and play. I know I could play two minutes.' Terry Bradshaw
Oh, yeah. Here's my pick for the best Super Bowl commercial.
Hey, lets not be stupid, there's only one thing better than football. I'll let you figure out what that is.
Spent a couple of hours driving around with Goody Two Shoes yesterday. We'd had a little bit of snow, followed by half an inch of ice on Friday. The roads were clear...for the most part, so we headed for Frostburg. Two miles short of Frostburg, the truck took a right and we headed out Parkersburg Road, where I shot this barbed wire fence. Country Cemetery on Mile Lane, between Mt. Savage and Wellersburg. My Grandparents farmhouse on the Palo Alto Road, above Wellersburg. An icy stream down from the farm. Can you say frigid, boys and girls. Covered bridge, near PA. Route 96. This is the best angle I could get without getting in the water. A couple of shots of Stanton's Mill. For years I've been meaning to take a picture of this place. Kept putting it off for some reason.
I'm a music junky and I love how You tube allows me to find songs and videos from when I was growing up...songs that I thought were long since forgotten. Take this little gem from 1974 by the studio band, Reunion. Sit back and enjoy.
Here's the lyrics to the song.
B.B. Bumble and the Stingers Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers Lonnie Mack and Twangin' Eddy Here's my ring we're going steady Take it easy, take me higher Liar, liar house on fire Locomotion, Poco passion Deeper purple, Satisfaction Baby, baby, gotta, gotta Gimmee, gimmee, gettin' hotter Sammy's cookin', Leslie's Gorey Richie Valens end of story Maha Vishnu, Fujiama Kama Sutra, Rama Lama Richard Perry, Spector Barry Righteous, Archies, Nilsson Harry Shimmy, Shimmy, Koko Boppin' Fats is back and finger poppin'
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me Gotta turn it up louder So my DJ told me Life is a rock but the radio rolled me At the end of my rainbow Lies a golden oldie
FM, AM hits are clickin' While the clock is tocking, ticking Friends and Romans, salutations Brenda and the Tabulations Carly Simon, I behold her Rolling Stones center folder Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers Can't stop now I've got the shivers Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter, Paul Paul and Mary Mary Dr. John, the nightly tripper Doris Day and Jack the Ripper Got to go sir, got to swelter Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter Miracles in Smokey places Slide guitarists and Fender basses Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett Wilson Pickett, stomp and kick it
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me Gotta turn it up louder So my DJ told me Life is a rock but the radio rolled me At the end of my rainbow Lies a golden oldie
Arthur Janoff, Primal screamin' Hawkins J. and Dale and Ronnie Kukla Fran and Norman Okla Denver John and Osmond Donny J.J. Cale and ZZ Top And L.L. Bean and Dee Dee Dinah David Bowie, Steely Dan And sing me proud oh C.C. Rider Edgar Winters, Joanie Summers Ides of March and Johnny Thunder Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah Stephen Foster, ooo-dah, ooo-dah Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda Surfer Girl and Little Honda Tighter, Tighter, Honey, Honey Sugar, Sugar, Yummy, Yummy C.B.S. and Warner Brothers R.C.A. and all the others
Life is a rock but the radio rolled me Gotta turn it up louder So my DJ told me Life is a rock but the radio rolled me At the end of my rainbow Lies a golden oldie
(Listen...they're playing our song)
Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me Murray Kaufman tried to lead me Fish are swimmin', Boston Monkey Make it bad and play it funky
In addition to Camera Totin' Idiot, my wife also calls me the Filthy Beast. Cute, huh? I also answer to Pops and any other pet names that Goody Two Shoes is using for me this week. I live with my wife and our youngest daughter in the hills of western Maryland. Our two oldest children have flown the coop. (Good thing, I was tired of waiting in line for my turn in the bathroom.)
You have no idea what God's calling you to. But he needs you. He needs me. He needs all of us. FATHER MYCHAL JUDGE, NYFD Chaplain, killed in the line of duty on the morning of September 11, 2001
Jefferson, by his words, gave us aspirations. Washington, through his actions, showed us what was possible. Lincoln’s courage turned both into reality. STEPHEN AMBROSE in To America
It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life. BILBO BAGGINS
If you know you’re going to fail, then fail gloriously. CATE BLANCHETT
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. BUCKAROO BONSAI
The Church is not a country club for Christians; it’s a hospital for sinners. REV. HARRY BURCHELL JR.
A day without laughter is a day wasted. CHARLIE CHAPLIN
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. PHYLLIS DILLER
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola; what ain’t fruits and nuts is flakes. GALLAGHER
Sex is a Chinese dinner for two; it ain’t over till you both get your cookies. GALLAGHER
There are only seven or eight things in the world that are dumber than an ant and I voted for six of them. GEORGE GOBEL
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes. GEORGE GOBEL
If women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy. RED GREEN (The New Red Green Show)
The jump is so frightening between where I am and where I want to be... But for all I may become I will close my eyes and leap! M. C. HERSHEY
Always remember: it ain’t what they call you—it’s what you answer to. JOHN BOY & BILLY
The only people who are sure how to raise children are those who’ve never had any. BARBARA JOHNSON
When I die, I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep…not screaming like the passengers in his car. BARBARA JOHNSON
Life is an adventure. Hang on to your hat and scream for all you’re worth. BARBARA JOHNSON
When you leave this earth for a better home someday, the only thing you’ll take is what you gave away. LOUIS MARSHALL “GRANDPA” JONES
Life is hard, wear a helmet. MATT LOTT, Scout Camp 1994
You’re only as old as the woman you feel GROUCHO MARX
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. WILL ROGERS
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. ROSEMARY SAUCIER
Do what you love, the money will follow. MARSHA SINETAR
When I open my eyes in the morning if I don’t see candles and smell flowers I get up. RED SKELTON
Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you. UNKNOWN
I believe that it is possible for one man to love one women all his life and be all the better for it. UNKNOWN
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. UNKNOWN
I have never fully understood the female capacity to completely avoid a simple answer to a direct question. UNKNOWN
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the opposite of "progress"? UNKNOWN
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. UNKNOWN
No mother ever held her first-born as tenderly as a leather-handed Marine cradles a wounded comrade. UNKNOWN
Today's mighty Oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. UNKNOWN
You should do three things every day. First, you should laugh. Second you should think, set aside some time and spend it in thought. Third, you should have your emotions moved to tears. Former N.C. State Basketball coach, JIM VALVANO (He was dying of cancer when he made this remark.)
History is a bag of tricks we play on the dead. VOLTAIRE
The first time I saw Animal House I thought it was a documentary. JOE WEAVER
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. STEVEN WRIGHT