Here's a little something by one of my favorite comedians...Billy Connolly. Be forewarned, the language is a bit salty...but oh, so funny.
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I'm grateful for the laughter...except when the milk comes out my nose.
It ain't always easy being me, but it sure is fun trying.
What's the secret to taking a great picture? Answer: always having your camera with you.
The Camera Totin' Idiot in 1979.
I'm grateful for the laughter...except when the milk comes out my nose.
Today's Camera Totin' Idiot
It ain't always easy being me, but it sure is fun trying.
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- In addition to Camera Totin' Idiot, my wife also calls me the Filthy Beast. Cute, huh? I also answer to Pops and any other pet names that Goody Two Shoes is using for me this week. I live with my wife and our youngest daughter in the hills of western Maryland. Our two oldest children have flown the coop. (Good thing, I was tired of waiting in line for my turn in the bathroom.)
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Favorite Quotes
You have no idea what God's calling you to. But he needs you. He needs me. He needs all of us.
FATHER MYCHAL JUDGE, NYFD Chaplain, killed in the line of duty on the morning of September 11, 2001
Jefferson, by his words, gave us aspirations. Washington, through his actions, showed us what was possible. Lincoln’s courage turned both into reality.
STEPHEN AMBROSE in To America
It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.
BILBO BAGGINS
If you know you’re going to fail, then fail gloriously.
CATE BLANCHETT
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
BUCKAROO BONSAI
The Church is not a country club for Christians; it’s a hospital for sinners.
REV. HARRY BURCHELL JR.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola; what ain’t fruits and nuts is flakes.
GALLAGHER
Sex is a Chinese dinner for two; it ain’t over till you both get your cookies.
GALLAGHER
There are only seven or eight things in the world that are dumber than an ant and I voted for six of them.
GEORGE GOBEL
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes.
GEORGE GOBEL
If women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
RED GREEN (The New Red Green Show)
The jump is so frightening between where I am and where I want to be... But for all I may become I will close my eyes and leap!
M. C. HERSHEY
Always remember: it ain’t what they call you—it’s what you answer to.
JOHN BOY & BILLY
The only people who are sure how to raise children are those who’ve never had any.
BARBARA JOHNSON
When I die, I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep…not screaming like the passengers in his car.
BARBARA JOHNSON
Life is an adventure. Hang on to your hat and scream for all you’re worth.
BARBARA JOHNSON
When you leave this earth for a better home someday, the only thing you’ll take is what you gave away.
LOUIS MARSHALL “GRANDPA” JONES
Life is hard, wear a helmet.
MATT LOTT, Scout Camp 1994
You’re only as old as the woman you feel
GROUCHO MARX
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.
ROSEMARY SAUCIER
Do what you love, the money will follow.
MARSHA SINETAR
When I open my eyes in the morning if I don’t see candles and smell flowers I get up.
RED SKELTON
Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you.
UNKNOWN
I believe that it is possible for one man to love one women all his life and be all the better for it.
UNKNOWN
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
UNKNOWN
I have never fully understood the female capacity to completely avoid a simple answer to a direct question.
UNKNOWN
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the opposite of "progress"?
UNKNOWN
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
UNKNOWN
No mother ever held her first-born as tenderly as a leather-handed Marine cradles a wounded comrade.
UNKNOWN
Today's mighty Oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
UNKNOWN
You should do three things every day. First, you should laugh. Second you should think, set aside some time and spend it in thought. Third, you should have your emotions moved to tears.
Former N.C. State Basketball coach, JIM VALVANO
(He was dying of cancer when he made this remark.)
History is a bag of tricks we play on the dead.
VOLTAIRE
The first time I saw Animal House I thought it was a documentary.
JOE WEAVER
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
STEVEN WRIGHT
FATHER MYCHAL JUDGE, NYFD Chaplain, killed in the line of duty on the morning of September 11, 2001
Jefferson, by his words, gave us aspirations. Washington, through his actions, showed us what was possible. Lincoln’s courage turned both into reality.
STEPHEN AMBROSE in To America
It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.
BILBO BAGGINS
If you know you’re going to fail, then fail gloriously.
CATE BLANCHETT
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
BUCKAROO BONSAI
The Church is not a country club for Christians; it’s a hospital for sinners.
REV. HARRY BURCHELL JR.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola; what ain’t fruits and nuts is flakes.
GALLAGHER
Sex is a Chinese dinner for two; it ain’t over till you both get your cookies.
GALLAGHER
There are only seven or eight things in the world that are dumber than an ant and I voted for six of them.
GEORGE GOBEL
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes.
GEORGE GOBEL
If women don’t find you handsome they should at least find you handy.
RED GREEN (The New Red Green Show)
The jump is so frightening between where I am and where I want to be... But for all I may become I will close my eyes and leap!
M. C. HERSHEY
Always remember: it ain’t what they call you—it’s what you answer to.
JOHN BOY & BILLY
The only people who are sure how to raise children are those who’ve never had any.
BARBARA JOHNSON
When I die, I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather did, in his sleep…not screaming like the passengers in his car.
BARBARA JOHNSON
Life is an adventure. Hang on to your hat and scream for all you’re worth.
BARBARA JOHNSON
When you leave this earth for a better home someday, the only thing you’ll take is what you gave away.
LOUIS MARSHALL “GRANDPA” JONES
Life is hard, wear a helmet.
MATT LOTT, Scout Camp 1994
You’re only as old as the woman you feel
GROUCHO MARX
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.
ROSEMARY SAUCIER
Do what you love, the money will follow.
MARSHA SINETAR
When I open my eyes in the morning if I don’t see candles and smell flowers I get up.
RED SKELTON
Don't ask me questions before eight in the morning, particularly silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you.
UNKNOWN
I believe that it is possible for one man to love one women all his life and be all the better for it.
UNKNOWN
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
UNKNOWN
I have never fully understood the female capacity to completely avoid a simple answer to a direct question.
UNKNOWN
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the opposite of "progress"?
UNKNOWN
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
UNKNOWN
No mother ever held her first-born as tenderly as a leather-handed Marine cradles a wounded comrade.
UNKNOWN
Today's mighty Oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
UNKNOWN
You should do three things every day. First, you should laugh. Second you should think, set aside some time and spend it in thought. Third, you should have your emotions moved to tears.
Former N.C. State Basketball coach, JIM VALVANO
(He was dying of cancer when he made this remark.)
History is a bag of tricks we play on the dead.
VOLTAIRE
The first time I saw Animal House I thought it was a documentary.
JOE WEAVER
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
STEVEN WRIGHT
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