Camera Totin Idiot: Food For Thought

Friday, February 1, 2008

Food For Thought

P.S. Here's a little something for Goody Two Shoes.

I can see the humor in just about everything. Maybe she should start worrying a little more over what I'm up to when she's taking pictures.

I was going to take Goody Two Shoes to lunch today. She likes Chinese, but I'm having second thoughts. Say, where's our cat....

Happy Friday, everyone!

1 comment:

Ann said...: Very funny!! NOT!!! I am very LOW maintenence! So the joke is on you! Chinese sounds good!; February 2, 2008 at 9:43 AM

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